Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Devbhoomi Uttarakhand

16th July 2013 was a shocking day in the history of India when floods took a massive toll in the Kedar Valley of the northern state of Uttarakhand. It is one of the prime pilgrimage places for the Hindus and i had recently completed my trip on 1st of June.

I thank Lord Kedar for my safe and successful trip to the land of Gods.

Here are pictures of the valley before destruction.


These are the mountains from where the floods originated

The giant ancient temple still stood at its place







The tour guide said that " Its a journey of your luck, full of difficulties, landslides and constant fear of falling of the highway.It will not matter how much money you spent to come for this trip or how powerful you are. In the land of God, its only the gods will " .






Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Ode to Nice Guys


A friend mailed me this one long time back....


This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.


This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.


This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.


The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world. 

Thursday, August 16, 2012

The Micra Experience

the Nissan Group , Mangalore in association with the T.APAI MANAGEMENT INSTITUTE ( TAPMI) organised a "Car Park challenge" today at the KMC food court. i was very much willing to participate because since the past few days i wanted to drive a car ( mine is back home in delhi) and voila it was here

but sadly the only problem was the timings, my class would start at 1300, whereas the event started at 1200. but i took my chances( as i love driving ) and went for it. i completed the challenge in one go and became the first in the day to do so , so i was offered to test drive the new Nissan Micra. my mind was jumbled cuz my wish had come true.

i took this opportunity and drove around manipal(since i had never done that before). from the lake, to syndicate circle to the end point everywhere. a sexy feeling to drive that powerfull monster which was very silent as well. what a perfect start to the day.
i was given a Nissan tshirt and a few more goodies. but unfortunately the t-shirt is too large (L) for me.

hahaha

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

fighting gravity

i came across this video while wandering about youtube. that is amazing and it looks flawless , though the judges would always know better..but how will you judge them, when u cant see them..haha!!!

Have  a look::

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Happy 66th Independance day!!

thats the histroy of my counrty in a nut shell...5 min of pure India and its biggest and most precious contribution of zero to the world without which all our space frontiers would have been just a dream. JAI HIND!!! VANDE MATARAM...

An insight to the sixth sense

if you haven't heard of this man, you ain't living in the 21st century. A graduate from IIT Mumbai and now a research student at MIT,USA; Pranav Mistry made news with his sixth sense technology which has taken humans dreams beyond all limits. Pranav aims to help those who don't have any of the five ones once this technology becomes within reach. Great Job. The nation's proud of you. P.S : i know i am very late about this, its just that i was a bit dormant on my blog and therefore was never able to share it.

Top Gear



one of my hostel mates introduced me to these 3 wise men who host top gear UK. to be very frank i was never a automobile enthusiasts and in my chart a sexy looking , luxurious sedan will always be on top and the ferrari's and porche occupied the bottom space. i know i sound way different but that is what i used to be like, a guy with very  poor knowledge of their types.

but the series top gear, came as a ray of  hope in my dying interest for automotive industry. the 3 wise men, namely - jeremy clarkson, richard hammond and james may are such amazing presenters. they changed the way i ever looked at any street car. i was a part of drive train team in my college's FSAE team, Formula Manipal but never in my 8 months of work i ever developed such an interest in automobiles.



From the Bolivian Salt stretch to the North Pole. Racing against the bullet train and even winning it. From driving on the mafia streets of Albania, to being on terrible and manic roads of India. They got themselves struck by lightning and have test driven the Range Rowdy in the Death Valley. They have been to the extremes.
Driving the 54 inch Peel P50 to BBC HQ and wandering about in the Marauder of the South African military forces just adds to the list.  And how curious they were to know the faster one, our sexy Veyron or the Euro tycoon fighter.

The three wise men of Top Gear UK have done everything possible to entertain their viewers and themselves. They have seen every horizon every landscape on this planet, in cars that you and I would never expect to last more than a few miles. That is just staggering and unimaginable.


i love jeremy's ultimate sarcasm, richard's reviews ..actually they are pretty nice ones and jame's  innocence.
its just the perfect combo of a veteran BBC presenter, a radio jockey and an engineer doing the best job in the world. driving around in cars that are older than my grandpa :D . the BBC , worlds richest broadcasting network has surely given the world a series which will tell our future generations, the car their ancestors drove.

if you have watched it, you know what i mean and if you havent then start as soon as possible.

take care
enjoy!!   


Saturday, March 3, 2012

Empowering the spirit of engineering


                                                                                                                            

Igniting ideas to make a difference





It was a glorious moment for the team, when they proudly displayed their car FM-XI at the international conference organised by M.I.T. The conference was attended by notable professors from all over the world. The team gained the praise of all dignitaries present at the conference. They also appreciated the support our various sponsors gave us in making FM-XI a reality.



A new challenge, a new car and a new team overflowing with innovative ideas, changes are bound to happen. The research phase was completed and the design phase is in process. With the FMXI back from Italy, the disassembling of the car began. The learning process started as the teammates began to correlate things practically. The mighty roar of the powerful Honda CBR 600 RR was indeed an enthralling moment for the team.




Engine


The Engine team found out capacity of the oil pump. CAD models of the exhaust manifold were made and the engine model was modified. The collectors of different half angles were designed using CATIA. The ANSYS simulation of the restrictor was set up and Bell mouth was also made.







Vehicle dynamics


The preliminary design for the front suspension geometry has been finalized, which has been changed from push rod mechanism to pull rod mechanism. In accordance to the ergonomic calculations, the position of the dampers has been changed from top to bottom making the design of the car more compact.  The turn radius has been reduced enormously to around 2.8 meters, which is a big achievement for the vehicle dynamics team.



        Brakes

On the brakes front, the space for brake and accelerator pedal was reduced in the new design. For reducing the space, the master cylinders were tested in various orientations by preparing the mounting jigs. This season they will be manufacturing the brake pedal and brake-discs. Also the new wheel assembly was designed on CATIA for testing.





Transmission                                                                                   


The Transmission team has decided to have a foot operated clutch. Electro-Pneumatic circuit was prepared and the system is implemented on static engine with positive results. This season the final drive ratio will be 4:1 as compared to 3.69:1 in FM XI, which will provide better packaging in the rear compared to FM XI. In order to achieve this 44 and 11 teeth sprocket will be used.











Electronics




The Electronics team is engrossed in Engine-Mapping, Electro-pneumatics shifting, Data acquisition and Display. The new RD Engine Control Unit (E.C.U.) has been purchased. They are also setting up paddle shift along with a fully functional pneumatic system.  Elementary programs on Lab View for data acquisition were made.







Structure


The greatest success for this month was the manufacturing of the ergonomic apparatus. The first test chassis design has begun in full swing. One half of the Structure team is engaged in designing the chassis while the other half is planning to devise the jigs for mounting and un-mounting the engine on the 
chassis.




Don’t you wish to be involved with Formula Manipal? With the overwhelming response of the previous year, this year also team has come up with the ‘BUY a CC’ campaign .This initiative will allow us to integrate our benefactors into the Formula Manipal family like never before.




It is the scientific discipline that helps to make products more comfortable for workers and consumers. In context of a car, that means considering anything from the placement of the steering wheel to how a person sits in the car.





Wondering what Ergonomics is?

Ergonomics is a process which inculcates maximizing user’s safety and car’s efficiency and reliability. An ergonomic apparatus is designed and manufactured to aid in the design of the car cockpit considering the comfort of the driver while in static condition as well as during the race.




 CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE FOR MORE::       FORMULA MANIPAL- Engineered With Passion


FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK:     FACEBOOK PAGE











Thursday, August 25, 2011

Anna Joke Maadi!!..:D:D




Room 413 of the 16th block MIT hostels was at pin drop silence. no one spelled a word. nothing - it was exam time. This room was my study room after 11pm as it’s the most quite, clean, easy access to coffee and of course my 10 pointer book buddy. A few nights before the chemistry exam we all were tensed-200 pages of polymers, 150 pages of batteries and 75 slides of corrosion had already screwed everyone when something terrible happen. One of us was thrown out of the room. Now , I know  you are smart enough to understand that, it was me.
" My friend Kush Somani has a habit of saying 'BOKA' which means 'idiot' in bengali( the bengali effect from Kolkata) and so we named him BOKA .i still don’t know from where and how my lost mind thought of this;

"guys, what special name could we give to this room??".

 all started gazing  at me,  wondering how did that relate anyway to chemistry or any other subject and why out of nothing i broke their flow of tension filled study.


" nahi bhai..why?", they said and with no further delay, i replied "BOKARO".

 Yes. I know that’s a bit annoying and out of nowhere.
 Next is what, 5 people held me from arms to toes, opened the door and swung me out of the room making the next room 'anna' wondering what happened. The whole corridor came out as i also took fun and started screaming for help. Their faces read that they were tired of my PJ’s and also that this wasn’t a correct time to’ crack ‘ one.

" Abey Boke!! (see, he said again) teri books yahin hain...chem mein back laga le , but never enter this room again", said Kush.

A few days back, 4 people (two unknown guys) came running after me; I understood it was my previous day FB status::

 "tears are salty....and so is monaco"

Ask any third year here and you find none who never heard about the killing PJ's i made up and the best part, i so loved to see people scratching their heads out or trying to jump off  the  window. it’s some "magical" ingredient in my PJ's because everyone tries to jump off, but not to push me.i just can’t stop laughing looking at them and they call me a sadist as they got paralysed hearing the joke and I laughed at them being so helpless….hahaha…I ‘m loving it.:D

They say PJ's kill you, i say no. it's not something that i do purposely but merely by chance. They are just pure creation of mind, like the rajnikanth jokes (they are the epitome , heights of cranky and weird jokes) but it manages to get you smile. you think about how weird it is but most of all...its something you can discuss the next day , for example, the good jokes are stored in the inbox but, my PJ's or for the fact anyone else's are discussed in school, college or mess the next day. you can have your ultimate laugh anytime cuz they are short and cranky- something out of the regular. specimens of wild and creative imagination unfolded to others. Muahahaha!!!


"for a magician, its the look on its audience that matters and for a PJ king -hmm...more than just looks like scratching of head, hitting against the wall, trying to jump of the window, running away from you , throwing you out , hitting each other is just so amazing . now i know i might sound like a crazy guy to you, but this is what i admire about PJ's.

Creativity , blowing your mind off. :D

But the most important of all is that, jokes are not roads on which you run your loaded trucks of brain. They are to be absorbed, be it of any kind. Take it as it and you will enjoy every ounce of it, like I do. It forces you to smile, open your mouth and say hahahahha!!!! .

“ batao, Kush somani ke door ke peeche kya likha hoga??”
..
..
..
“KUSH PLEASE”

Monday, July 11, 2011

How much do i owe you?

This 'Real' life story conveys a beautiful meaning for life. There is a lesson to learn. I am sure you will also like this. ...

Dr. Howard Kelly is a famous and reknowned doctor. But he was very poor in his childhood. This story starts from his childhood. 

 One day, Howard Kelly, a poor boy, was selling goods from door to door to pay for his way through school, found that he had only one thin dime left, and he was very hungry.

He decided to ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young girl opened the door.

Instead of a meal, he asked for a glass of water. 

She thought he looked very hungry, so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?"

"You don't owe me anything,"
 she replied "Mother has taught us never to accept payment for a kindness." He said..."Then I thank you very very much, right from my heart."

As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man also became stronger.   

Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to a big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.

Dr. Howard Kelly was also called in for the 
consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.

Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. He recognized 
her at once & determined to do his best to save her life.

After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass 
the final bill to him for approval. He then wrote something on the edge of the bill & sent it to her room for settlement.

She feared to 
open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally, she opened it , and something written on the side, caught her attention. She read.....
"Paid in full with one glass of milk."
 (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.

We should strive to keep such humane values alive....

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Everyone has a box-part II



“All was going well; there were only reports of burglary in the neighbourhood and to no surprise that was me. In my search for the  box, I actually never stole anything , just showed them what they wanted to hide but kept pieces to join the links ”

“With due respect sir, this man is making me crazy!!!.. come to the topic you a**, what the f***ing  box are you barking off.????”
“The box,. everyone has a box not like a shoe box, but more interesting, more personal-things like snapshots, letters, envelopes, x-mas greetings, visiting cards, photos, notes - so unconscious collection. A display of third side of the coin.”

“What do you mean, by a display?”
“Well, a display – each things tells a very intimate value for the people, in fact it’s a privilege- it’s very rare to see one”.
 “But, how does that bother you, why did you do all this??”
“As I mentioned before, I was searching for connections and it became my habit, every alternate night I used to wander in my car. My eyes did the sorting for me, I broke in, searched..sometimes came back empty”
“So, whatever things we found from your house, does belong to the houses you broke in. my lord, Jean Pierre also messed up their houses, what was that for?”
“Again the box, it’s like a diary they want to hide it, but actually they want someone to see it, connect through it, share it that’s what I did, they want to display, flipside their coin by this way making other see the hidden treasure, that’s what it’s all about”
“So how does solve the murder mystery of your wife??”
“Interrupting others’ lives, making them see what they took things for granted, you take it away and show them what they had..but one night, before leaving ,A wooden checked box, sleekly hidden behind the stereo came to my glimpse, slightly roughed edge, rusted hinge, broken at corners-  this what yet another ‘box’.”
“Made of pure sandalwood, its sensed vibes of something unknown. I opened it. “
“What did you fine in their?(curiously)
“a white bead necklace of when she was 4, a lipstick, photos of her annual day parade in 1983, a medal, ball inflating pin, birthday notes, letters from my dead mother in-law, pic of her graduation, broken crayons, few currency notes, hair clips, birthday magnets, a gift card from Women’s Apparels, sea shells, a single earing, keys, coins, record of her first period and most of all, a torn high school pic with Teddy.”
“Teddy, meaning your friend and let me guess that night you murdered your wife before leaving and your destination was Teddy’s house, any better explanation do you have?”

“After a heated argument, some questions and deceptive sounding answers, my hands pulled out the Swiss knife, twice. Before the police came, my search was over .Teddy’s box cited a different story, I found the links and he wasn’t cheating anyone, neither was Anne…..”



   

Monday, June 13, 2011

THE ULTIMATE PLACEMENTS





The following is a report based on the increasing profits and continuous growth in this industry. All aspiring engineering students can look forward to it, though lesser vacancies for students from commerce and medical sectors.

The company has a great turnover each day and we hope that it shall become a major employing firm even in times of recession. Let us have an overview on the future prospects in this wonder full company




Name:  OM XEROX PHOTOCOPY CENTER
Established:  UNKNOWN
CEO:  AKKKA

Aim:  to become a major photocopying and printing giant in Campus

Recruitment needs and future prospects :::

Branch                        Job description                            Pay                                          

Mechanical                maintenance of machines, upkeep of the              3 meals a day
                                          Shop

Electronics &             operating photocopy machines, checking             2 meals + snacks   
Communications         lighting systems of the machines                                


Electrical Engineering   electricity connections for machines, hoarding         1 meal +snacks
                                   Lights, fans, AC’s, tube lights and emergency
                                   Back up.
                                        
Automobile                  CEO’s  driver                                                    Tea (at tea stalls)

Aeronautical            making aeroplanes of the waste paper                     2 Oreo     
                                                                                                                               

Printing Tech.          Taking print outs for customers                          breakfast+snacks


Civil Engg.                Called as per need, no job security                         Water


Computer              operating net & scanner, giving prints                           dinner + milk                      

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING :
·         The above jobs have no scope for future promotions
·         Salary may vary as per the work done
·         Selection purely on the basis of merit.
·         Recruitments to be done by the CEO.
·         Decision of the CEO shall remain final, unless any unavoidable circumstances occur






DREAM PLACEMENTS:
 At DeeTee..where you need to have good communication skills in order to "attract" customers. pay includes free booze and lots of NSP


·         Commerce students may apply for cash counter
·         Medical students for CEO’s personal health advisor



           Compiled by: Abhay Maheshwari, Ayush Sood, Anshuman Sharma



Saturday, May 21, 2011

confused of calling life a race???..

i got this very interesting mail, long time back..thought to share with all of you...its time that we all stop cribbing and accept the scenario and the system we live in...have a read...




Why life is a race, can’t it be a peaceful journey?  A big question before all of us…..
Always at every point of life, we compete with others to win and retain our position in the society.
From the birth of a child, initially he is forced by the parents and teachers and they are themselves forced by the society itself, to win and become topper in every competitions and studies. Then after completing education and having a job, he compete with his collogues. Then, the competition to get high position in the society in terms of money, reputation, standard, facilities e.t.c. the competition is still not over when he grows old, then he do competition between his children and other’s children and the process continues……..all this is forced by the society, and we blame the society for that. I want to ask one question-what is society actually? Isn’t it made of us only? Aren’t we blaming ourselves.

I am not saying that race is bad, infact race is important for our development and progress of humans and thus society.


But race is necessary to a certain extent and its excess can be very dangerous for us. In its excess, a man become selfish to such a great extent that he started thinking of himself only and as a consequence of it, all his friends, relatives start leaving him alone and at the end, he become such isolated and alone that he has nobody to talk to, nobody to share his feelings e.t.c and then he feel his life a burden on himself and become unhappy and sad.


Remember that happiness comes in giving more without selfishness and not in getting something.
So, we should compete but we should not be jealous and selfish. then the life will be healthy and peaceful race for us…………………….        

plants dont grow automatically, they compete for their survival..the universe always wants the best to stay..the older slowly dies off...thats the law of universe..every one has to run in this race..

 i saw this perfect thought that we all must remember.... 

                  " GO SLOW...BUT NEVER STOP"

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

get on the court of life


a must watch video for all those who fear to stand on the court.
.                         
           

Sunday, April 17, 2011

"The Accidental Author"

/property of abhay maheshwari/


This is what i am, full of colours and life..ready to rock both our lives. 
                                                      
                                                   "The Accidental Author"