THE ULTIMATE PLACEMENTS

The following is a report based on the increasing profits and continuous growth in this industry. All aspiring engineering students can look forward to it, though lesser vacancies for students from commerce and medical sectors.

The company has a great turnover each day and we hope that it shall become a major employing firm even in times of recession. Let us have an overview on the future prospects in this wonder full company

Name:  OM XEROX PHOTOCOPY CENTER

Established:  UNKNOWN

CEO:  AKKKA

Aim:  to become a major photocopying and printing giant in Campus

Recruitment needs and future prospects :::

Branch                        Job description                            Pay                                          

Mechanical                maintenance of machines, upkeep of the              3 meals a day

                                          Shop

Electronics &             operating photocopy machines, checking             2 meals + snacks   

Communications         lighting systems of the machines                                

Electrical Engineering   electricity connections for machines, hoarding         1 meal +snacks

                                   Lights, fans, AC’s, tube lights and emergency

                                   Back up.

                                        

Automobile                  CEO’s  driver                                                    Tea (at tea stalls)

Aeronautical            making aeroplanes of the waste paper                     2 Oreo     

                                                                                                                               

Printing Tech.          Taking print outs for customers                          breakfast+snacks

Civil Engg.                Called as per need, no job security                         Water

Computer              operating net & scanner, giving prints                           dinner + milk                      

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING :

·         The above jobs have no scope for future promotions

·         Salary may vary as per the work done

·         Selection purely on the basis of merit.

·         Recruitments to be done by the CEO.

·         Decision of the CEO shall remain final, unless any unavoidable circumstances occur






DREAM PLACEMENTS:
 At DeeTee..where you need to have good communication skills in order to "attract" customers. pay includes free booze and lots of NSP

·         Commerce students may apply for cash counter

·         Medical students for CEO’s personal health advisor

           Compiled by: Abhay Maheshwari, Ayush Sood, Anshuman Sharma